Lily Allen Was A Mistake

How did she get in? Who made her famous? Which idiot decided she was obscure enough to bring her into my circle of knowledge? You know who are you! Shame on you! Shame on you NME! Shame on you Pitchfork! Shame on all you bloggers and Lily Allen's myspace friends. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Look at what you've created!

Lily Allen is like the priviledged childhood actress who gained too much attention and fame at an early age. Except she hasn't crashed her father's mercedes into a tree yet. Yes, Lily Allen is the Lindsay Lohan of indie music. And her music? Lily Allen is to indie pop as Avril Lavigne is to punk. So stop it! And you have nothing but yourselves to blame for creating this snooty brat. So stop writing about her! Stop requesting yourself as her myspace friend. Stop giving her an audience. And stop listening to her music!

And to my fellow americans, just because she has a british accent and shops at a vintage store doesn't mean she's any more sophiscated or brighter than say Kelly Clarkson. Just admit it. Lily Allen was a mistake!