Friday, June 29, 2007

Happy iPhone Day


Happy iPhone Day! I mean iDay! Yay, I'm looking forward to spending my day at work dealing with all the jerks flaunting their new iPhones.

Oh and check out Fake Steve Jobs' blog post about this historic day:

I am proud to have given meaning to your life. I am proud to have invented iPhone and designed iPhone and brought iPhone to the world. I feel, in a way, humbled by your adoration. But in another way not humbled. Anyway. My whole life has built up to this moment. I believe that this is what I was put on the earth to achieve. I thank you all for sharing this historic day with me.

Well said Fake Steve Jobs! We applaud you!

2 comments:

Sexy Bitch said...

The iPhone... The New York Craigslist had this posting: Updated: Get Paid To Wait In Line... For An iPhone (Midtown)

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Reply to: gigs-355524578@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-19, 12:50PM EDT


Ok, so here's the deal. I need an iPhone. Like, really need an iPhone. It's so bad, I've taken to carrying around my paper cut-out just to get used to the size.

ANYWAY, I'm looking for 1 or 2 industrious folks to setup camp outside the 5th Avenue Apple Store 6:00am, Wednesday the 27th until 6:00pm on Friday the 29th. That's 60 hours of chilling and doing nothing... and getting paid. Or maybe getting your very own iPhone if we can buy more than 1!

Interested applicants should have experience waiting in line. You are responsible for any supplies, food, etc. that you may need during your stay. If you want to be considered for this rather bizarre, very odd, and slightly fun assignment, please get in touch right away...

Thanks!

Update: Here's a handy guide to use to help you through the next 60 hours...




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Sexy Bitch said...

And the help link for getting through the next 60 hours was one that leads to "the Ultimate iPhone Campout guide" http://gridskipper.com/travel/new-york/ultimate-iphone-campout-guide-nyc-fifth-avenue-271233.php